doofuses:

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

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motsquivont:

I wonder what the most common first impression people have of me is

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Anonymous asked: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

baphomeme-archive:

1. purposefully forget their names
2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
4. “hold this.” stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
5. “sorry, what? i wasn’t listening” rinse and repeat
6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

*takes a sip from my capri sun juice pouch* nothing is real

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literalizing:

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

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